Undertaker
- A.K.A.: Mark Calaway, 37
- Role: "Ministry of Darkness" leader
- Signature move: Tombstone Pile Driver
- Measurements: 6' 9", 320 lbs.
- Biceps: 20"
- Hometown: Tierra Verde, Fla.
- Previous occupation: Grave digger (really!)
- Likes: Motorcycles
- Dislikes: People asking for autographs at inopportune times
- Last book read: Underboss: Sammy the Bull Gravano's Story of Life in the Mafia
- Ideal romantic evening: Mr. Calaway declined to comment, but for the Undertaker "it's sitting under a full moon at a cemetery, a bottle of wine, a nice funeral dirge playing softly in the background."